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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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cheesey load

When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat
"Hey dude, my girls so hot she loves a cheesey load daily"
by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024
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load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.
by Yoté June 18, 2020
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Bitch Load

An extremely large load/quantity of something that is of significant value to the person describing it.

It is a hell of a lot bigger than ass load or shit load.
I just pwned you with a bitch load of points.
by McDouchebag514 July 21, 2009
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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
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