Tijuana Toilet Eel

Human stool that has made it's way into the Ocean.

I once dropped in on a wave only to be snaked by a Tijuana Toilet Eel!

by Poway Mark January 7, 2010

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.

Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...

by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011

ass like a toilet

The Process of getting/obtaining ass (Sexual relations)

You know what? Tom sure does get more ass then a Toilet.

by Pic0o April 7, 2004

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010