Skip to main content

social diaper

An object or friend that compensates for a person's lack of social skills
"Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"
by person87 January 4, 2015
mugGet the social diaper mug.

Social Cuck

Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-

Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022
mugGet the Social Cuck mug.

social sabotage

Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.
"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"
by Richie Man April 26, 2014
mugGet the social sabotage mug.

social slave

Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.
Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.
by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019
mugGet the social slave mug.

Truth Social

New truth category based on subjective social agreement distinct from fact-based truth. It is a form of social agreement that can be labeled as truth irregardless of any association to evidence based objective facts. ie. weights and measures

The measure of truthfuliness on truth social is how many people will accept opinion as fact.

aka bullshit
I saw this post on truth social that up is down and white is black, did you see it?

Yes, I did, if it's on truth social it must be true!
by up_is_up May 9, 2023
mugGet the Truth Social mug.

Social Charlatanism

The idea in some new atheist circles that all social, political and religious interactions and beliefs are charlatanism, such as anything related to spirituality, religion and metaphysics is charlatanism, advocating that social and political relations needs to be based on rationality and scientific-technical knowledge.
John believes that all social, political, religious, spiritual and metaphysical related things are forms of charlatanism, and only scientific, technical and rational knowledge for change this situation. John believes social charlatanism is the basis of human society and human history.
by Full Monteirism December 19, 2020
mugGet the Social Charlatanism mug.

Social Needia

Social Needia
The self esteem metric; the way you feel about yourself should never be determined by the engagement of others. You are more than the sum of your online presence.
Social needia is a play with words to define the need for social acceptance in a virtual reality
by Bluefunk.Studio June 19, 2019
mugGet the Social Needia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email