One Legg

To get it in; fuck

"I'd one legg the shit outta that bitch!"
"she got cakes, i'd one legg all night long"

by The_Greatness_Bitches December 4, 2009

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one burner

man who is faithful to one woman

Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner

by dreskul April 13, 2012

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Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

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one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

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Name in 1984 for Great Britain, now acknowledged as increasingly accurate as Britain approaches and surpasses the goals of INGSOC. Oceania was always at war with Eastasia. Airstrip One is a managerial state within what was formerly the Anglosphere, now known as Oceania, where everything is within the state, nothing against the state, and nothing is outside the state.

Greetings, another fantastic day in Airstrip One.

by Doge 2.0 October 9, 2021

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messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

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