Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.
Shut up Johnnie.
by Cheeseboy121 May 27, 2021
Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
by JKDPLUG November 23, 2021
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by TheCrimsonFire June 24, 2017
When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 06, 2021
Nine disagrees with Johnny Boy
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020