by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012
Guy1 "hey did you show that girl your penis"
Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"
Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"
by Madcon April 27, 2015
A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
by TheCocksman February 29, 2008
A "Penis Rod" is usually a male who is a constant irritation of sorts. This term can be applied to anyone that has a severe problem with being a consistant annoyance.
Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )
The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!
Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )
The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!
(While playing Halo 2) Those Elite alien bastards are being complete Penis Rod's throwing all those grenades !!!!!!!!
or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!
or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!
by Jimmny Crickett September 26, 2006
Male genitalia of rather small size, being three inches or shorter, resembling that of the eternally pre-pubescent Justin Bieber, and the large majority of his male fans.
by Tubaballoon May 08, 2010
A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.
by NRE February 02, 2008
1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"
2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"
2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"
by John Paul Remey July 20, 2010