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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
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Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls
That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny
by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
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Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
by Scootero June 13, 2021
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Johnny Ray

Johnny Ray is fine asffffff and haves curly hair and he will take your bitch No KAP and know how to play basketball he has a good strap on him and can do finish and he is handsome he is very loyal and you can trust him his is one of the best left handed and can dribble and he is very nice and funny and attractive
I’f you get a Johnny Ray keep him
by HOOPINNN April 13, 2024
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johnny elbows

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler
Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie
by Stupidgayboy September 8, 2023
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Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.
Hey Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
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