Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
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Get the Lion Country Safari mug.Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
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Get the Welcome to country mug.Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
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