Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022

i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.

Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog

by MsterGhost July 30, 2021

I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir

by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021