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Autistic mode

When a person is in a state, where he can't or won't talk to other people around him/her. Can also be called headphones mode.

Autistic mode can be achieved easily by putting headphones on and play some good music. Noise is an excellent insulator against talking.

This state can be also achieved without phones by concentrating hard on to something or by dreaming (class or any other boring occasion).

Makes people hard to talk to because they don't react even if you call their name.

Comes from anime series Ghost In a Shell episode 22 where Ishikawa and Batou are tracing Chief Aramaki, but cannot contact him.
Ishikawa: That's strange. The Chief's running on autistic mode
Example1:
Mom: So what have you been doing lately? This room is a mess! When are you going to clean it? Where is that nice girl we saw the last time we visited here?

Me (to myself): Fuck it, I'm going autistic mode (puts his headphones on and plays some Infected Mushroom)

Example2:
Friend: And then she said to go left but i went right, so i kinda felt stupid but then she instructed me......

Me(to myself): Man, this math question is way too hard. Should have listened to the teacher, when he taught this. What was I thinking then? Oh yeah, Laura. And what would she look sitting on my face. Hmmm... Nice.

Friend: Calvin! Caaalvin!

Me: What?!

Friend: Did you or did you not remember to return that book? Damn, are you always on autistic mode?

Me: Sorry. Yeah, book's returned.
by Jonesy Dawson May 9, 2010
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moderately significant other

A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.

Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.
"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."
by ceolaf2 September 1, 2009
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inner modelogue

(noun) Dialogue to yourself that causes you to make bad decisions based on your over-inflated egotistical self image.

Thoughts you have to yourself when you look in a mirror.
I know I shouldn't have let that creepy guy take pictures of me, but my inner modelogue just told me to do it. What if he'd been a talent scout??

The other day, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my inner modelogue went crazy.
by shanut March 16, 2009
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HetStrand Mode

Damn, That girl going hetstrand mode
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Full Burrito Mode

Being wrapped in your blankets as if you are a cheap burrito from Taco Bell resulting in the extreme comfort in oneself.
Jacob come hang out with us today!

Can't I am in Full Burrito Mode
by BakedPotato June 24, 2014
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models

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.
wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!
by fredo October 22, 2003
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minecraft: story mode

The best game ever! it is a game by telltale that will have you crying in episode four. It is a choose your path game that is basically a drug.

(the fangirls are crazy on wattpad.)
Person 1: Want to hang out?

Person 2: I can't. I am playing Minecraft: story mode.
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