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may 15

The day when the baddest bitches are born. Only swag people are born on this day and if a nerd is born on this day it doesn't count.

People born on May 15 are kinda addicted to something, whether thats a person, place, object etc. This is normal however and people born on 15th May are still hot and also can do one thing very very well.
PERSON1: "So when is your birthday?"
PERSON2: "Uhh its May 15"
PERSON1: "NO WAY! You are literally a God and I worship you!!"
by lovergirl266 November 23, 2021
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May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.
Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*
by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021
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May 18

The day that harry styles dropped the fucking watermelon sugar music video.
Oh my god its already may 18? We gotta celebrate the WSMV anniversary!
by Tpwk ppl May 17, 2020
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May 3rd

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd
by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 2, 2019
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May 20th

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird
by BirdsAren’tReal October 19, 2019
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Mai tanaka

Mai-The Asian that no one truly knows, afraid of the dark yet believes to be brave. Cute yet a complete emotinal spazz, who is smart yet convinces herself she is incorect by not using her brain.
That girl is freaking out for no reason, what a Mai Tanaka
by qwertyismynamedontforgetit January 13, 2011
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The 31st of May

A day in which you and your social group should rejoice and have a freindly game of cricket on the local school field. No other activities should even come into question on this day of ritual(if they do you may well get struck by lightning).

WARNING! Anyone with injuries should also attend and play backstop as it is rumored this day brings special healing powers.(if they don't they may well get infected by 'Gangrene')
Sunday 30th May

David(aimed at group of friends)-Here's a great idea lets go walking tomorrow in the countryside!

(group of friends stunned in silence stare back at David like hes the black death.Que Tumble Weed...)

Paul-HELL NO! Its the 31st of May its 'national friends play cricket day-not go walking!'

David-Oh yeh just joking guys! I don't want to die or lose my foot i think I'll play backstop.

Group of friends burst out into joys of happiness and party into the rest of the night,have a great day of cricket the following day and David never has any more injury problems for the rest of his life.

Paul's a great guy.
by BrerRabbit May 30, 2010
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