May 27

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in

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May 28

National steal your tall friends dog

"Hey do you know where my dog is?"
"When did it go missing"
"May 28"
"Oh I stole it"

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Shave you Asshole and send it to gram gram

Hey did you hear about may 27

No what is it about
Well you have to shave your asshole and send the hair to gram gram

May 27 by __sorry._ May 27, 2021

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international girlfriend day go appreciate your girlfriend. tell her you love her and hangout with her

zak: hey baby wanna hangout

liz: yeah it is national girlfriend day

zak:i know i could never forget May 29th

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hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

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be nice to your gf day

hey it’s may 29! i should be nice to my gf today

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