my moms a lesbian

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.

Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016

ur dad lesbian

The opposite of "ur mom gay".

Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.

by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018

lipstick lesbian

a really hot feminine lesbian as opposed to a butch bull dyke

theres nothin better than lipstick lesbians

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

lesbian cereal

Cereal that is unsweetened and not artificially colored.

Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi

Mom, don't we have anything besides lesbian cereal?

by TreeWeezel November 2, 2011

Lesbian

A girl liking the same sex/gender.

Bi gay Sexuality Lesbian

by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014

Lesbian

A non-male that is attracted to non- male people. Non-binary and genderfluid people are also included in this as are many other categories

Oh yeah, they're a lesbian.
Oh, she's a lesbian right?

by Lesbianfroggy September 21, 2021

Lesbian

Lesbian: me. And maybe you
A woman loving non-males
Usually females

Can’t wait to have some hot lesbian action with her 😘

by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022