kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

by Sedoium February 21, 2022

Kelly

Sexy asf 😩

damn dats kelly shes sexyyyyyyy

by Juiciestofkiwiis March 4, 2022

Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me

by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022

Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.

KELLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED!?

by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022

kellinlikesmen

A person named Kellin who likes men. Xe is a Fundy anti.

Person 1: Is that Kellin?
Person 2: Oh is it that one Fundy anti?
Person 1: kellinlikesmen idiot.

by its me alliuumduo March 21, 2022

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022

Kelly Cartwright

A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him

Kelly Cartwright is bald

by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022