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Joseph Cruse Johnson

A man of great character. One who enjoys the finer things in life. A man who dresses in classical clothing. A pipe smoker.
That man must be Joseph Cruse Johnson.
by dumberthanalog April 5, 2009
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The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
by NRS27 February 14, 2012
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Brian's Johnson Syndrome

The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.
That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...
by El Loco Jay August 4, 2018
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Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)
"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."
by A. Duncan June 13, 2008
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swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning
by Caylih10 February 15, 2014
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Brandon Johnson

Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.

He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014
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hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
by The Beegees June 21, 2003
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