Island Johnny

The act of Fucking a girl in her anus, in a bathtub, while hitting her in the back of the head with a coconut.

Man me and **** just swent to my house and she totally let me give her an island johnny!

by Xx_BaBy_KoRn_xX June 4, 2010

Bohnny Johnny

A group or gathering of drangus, delgrangos, or drongoloids. Also see Brohnnty, Dohnnty, or Donsley.

"Two dranguses over there, behind the Bohnny Johnny."

"Where my Bohnny Johnny's at"

"I can't believe how hot and sexy that Bohnny Johnny is, I'd let them drangus all over my delgrangos any day"

by Bohnny Johnny September 25, 2020

do the johnny

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.

1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."

by Doingthejohnny March 2, 2014

Johnny Cash

A hot, painful sensation, felt in one's rectum, anus, bottom or bum. So named after the Johnny Cash song "Burning ring of Fire"

Man: I had some major chaffing today, I've got a Johnny Cash
OR
Woman: Yeah my boyfriend last night did me doggy style and today I've got a Johnny Cash

by saitunes January 21, 2010

Johnny Cash

When one has consumed an overly hot indian dish such as a Vindaloo leading to a dramatic piece of toilet action where the croucher over the pan has a proper "ring-stinger" or a Johnny Cash; or more specifically "A ring of fire" (coined from one of his most famous songs). May well be associated with "sphincter of fire".

"Jesus that was a hot curry last night"
"Yeah, you're right. I've had huge problems with Johnny Cash this morning"
"Really? What, listening to his music"
"Not in the strictest sense of the word, but it "burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire"

by mini-man1980 November 18, 2007

slipping the johnny

inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands

oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard

by steven bobeven March 31, 2005

Johnny cake

Someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.

He is such a johnny cake!

by Chelle June 18, 2005