Jordan

Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away

aww man i just pulled a jordan

by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006

Jordan Powell

Dyke, Grimy, beg, ugly, fat, dodgy facial features.

Ew your doing a Jordan powell
Aha you look like Jordan powell

by badman777 September 9, 2010

Jordan

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009

jardeath

he tries very hard to sing but fails pretty badly

did you hear jardeath sing? My cat puked because of his aussie voice.

by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009

Jordan York

A male name that means small penis. It also means unclean genitals.

Ewww! you have a Jordan York!

by swagmasterprime October 21, 2011

jord

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!

by guess who? =] December 12, 2008

jordan

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010