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Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019
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blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.
"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."
by Big Diggity February 19, 2015
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JoJo brain rot

Usually occurs in people who have recently watched JoJo's bizarre adventure and can't stop thinking about it. The symptoms are making JoJo references, posing, and talking non-stop about it. They usually can't do any work because there thinking about JoJo.
Jotaro: I think Sophia has JoJo brain rot.
Josuke: Yeah she keeps making JoJo references and threatening to take our kidneys if we don't watch JoJo's bizarre adventure.
by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020
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Joseph quinn

Joseph Quinn is hot. And cool. And a great actor.
by Yoooo123416 June 18, 2022
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Jughead Jones

A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.
Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."

Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
by rainbxo June 19, 2018
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Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)
Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch
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