jizz-spat

The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Soul Jizz

When something extremely good happens that makes you feel amazing. Usually associated with opposite sex interactions.

Did you hear what _____ said earlier? It was so sweet I almost Soul Jizzed!

by TheGW May 25, 2011

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

kiddy jizz

When your cum is see through and not white.

Most likely between the ages of 8-12

When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly

I Came Today And It Was Seethrough" "O So You Kiddy Jizzed?

by Tickle Me Gumby November 30, 2010

jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010

Jizz Jumper

One who jumps at the thought of catching jizz. Usually you would call a girl this if she's a WELL known smut around your school/neighborhood.

1.Yo did you see that jizz jumper look over when you said dick? That trick needs to simmer down thats my nickname.
2.Dat bitch needs to give me my money, out there trickin' on the corner all day and cant pay a pimp, dirty ass jizz jumper.

by Rob Nigga December 23, 2008

jizz and violence

A spurt so hard to the face or upper body of a lover that it physically knocks them backward. Usually followed by a cry of the same name.

"Jizz and violence, jizz and violence. . Jizz..and....VIOLENCE!..........bitch"

by grizzly Adams October 8, 2013