Pulling a Jason On it

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.

Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

by Fiuntin July 2, 2007

jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

Jason the pack god

A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.

Jason the pack god has struck again!

by Official def July 9, 2020

dirty jason p

The act of a going pee while shoving a q-tip into one ear and another into your anus until reaching climax (if climax has not been reach during urination, then this is considered a dirty brandon y)

Jason and brandon made bets to see who could properly succeed at pulling off the dirty Jason p, unfortunately they could only do a dirty brandon y

by dirty jason p April 2, 2020

Jamone

Nickname of Dave the Sloth's imaginary girlfriend.

Chips: "When are you gunna call...whasthername...you know...jamone?"

Moz: "What's up Jamone?!?"
Chips: "Haha jamone!"

Moz: "YO! JAMONE!"

Moz: "(burps) JAMONE!"

by dm8828 December 18, 2010

Japonies

Japanese bronies.

After My Little Pony started airing in Japan, there was a massive increase in bronies indigenous to Japan, thus earning the name Japonies.

by whydoesanythingexist January 12, 2016

Jason

Not finishing. Not having intercourse with someone while leading up to it all night.

-"Did you do the reverse Jason?"
-"No... he pulled a Jason on me..."

by jd_3 September 8, 2016