by NESSKART Racing September 1, 2009
Get the iPhone 3G S mug.1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.
2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.
3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.
3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.
1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.
2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':
3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':
3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.
by Muchi December 18, 2005
Get the ipenis mug.Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's)
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
by meeq March 3, 2005
Get the iPod mug.Short for 'Invision Power Board', which, as of writing, has recently leveled out it's version to 2.0.3.
Invision Power Board, or IPB, was created originally with the acronym IBF, and was then renamed to IPB later on. The first releases of IPB started at 1.0, and later on versions 1.1, 1.2, and then 1.3 appeared, before the step up to 2.0.
With the release of 1.3.1, the license was changed so that 'continued usage' of IPB required the purchase of a licence, and that it was a 'trial only'. However, the software included practically no limitations or lack of functionality on the trial (except for support), and the lack of specifications on 'continued usage' meant the 'trial' was vastly used for production use.
Shortly after the release of IPB 2.0, IPS closed their forums for a few hours, and, after reopening, the trial was no longer available for download. In an attempt to cover all evidence of their previous promise that there would always be a free version of IPB available, they wiped the off-topic forums and silently edited old announcements regarding 1.0 and 1.1.
These changes brought a semi-riot for a while, and IPS shortly after released a Zend encoded version of the trial with built-in limits, as a replacement for the original trial. IPS had previously discontinued support for those without a licence, and so exists the infamous 'We do not offer support for IPB nor allow it on our forums' message;
Invision Power Board, or IPB, was created originally with the acronym IBF, and was then renamed to IPB later on. The first releases of IPB started at 1.0, and later on versions 1.1, 1.2, and then 1.3 appeared, before the step up to 2.0.
With the release of 1.3.1, the license was changed so that 'continued usage' of IPB required the purchase of a licence, and that it was a 'trial only'. However, the software included practically no limitations or lack of functionality on the trial (except for support), and the lack of specifications on 'continued usage' meant the 'trial' was vastly used for production use.
Shortly after the release of IPB 2.0, IPS closed their forums for a few hours, and, after reopening, the trial was no longer available for download. In an attempt to cover all evidence of their previous promise that there would always be a free version of IPB available, they wiped the off-topic forums and silently edited old announcements regarding 1.0 and 1.1.
These changes brought a semi-riot for a while, and IPS shortly after released a Zend encoded version of the trial with built-in limits, as a replacement for the original trial. IPS had previously discontinued support for those without a licence, and so exists the infamous 'We do not offer support for IPB nor allow it on our forums' message;
Hello,
Please note that Invision Power Board is a commercial product and as such, you must purchase a license to use the software permanently and/or obtain technical assistance. You may find more benefits to purchasing a license here.
If you are an existing customer, please log into your client center and follow the instructions for upgrading your IPS forums account, found at the bottom of the first page you see.
We look forward to helping you!
Please note that Invision Power Board is a commercial product and as such, you must purchase a license to use the software permanently and/or obtain technical assistance. You may find more benefits to purchasing a license here.
If you are an existing customer, please log into your client center and follow the instructions for upgrading your IPS forums account, found at the bottom of the first page you see.
We look forward to helping you!
by Snuffkin February 4, 2005
Get the IPB mug.A disturbing trend among American teens in which someone writes and records audio erotica about a friend. This person will then listen to the vulgar audio file in public, often in the presence of unwitting friends and family.
by hornydude6969 August 15, 2011
Get the iPod sex mug.A small anal insertable white box.
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
by DirtySavage January 25, 2005
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