DirtySavage's definitions

iPod

A small anal insertable white box.

Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.

Flaws

- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig

"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "

by DirtySavage January 25, 2005