iPod

A small anal insertable white box.

Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.

Flaws

- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "
by DirtySavage January 26, 2005
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