Ass Hat

One who is such an asshole or a dumbassthey wear their ass for a hat on a regular bassis. As in their head is in their ass hole.

An alternative definition is a hat for one's donkey.

I do say, that man seems to have his head in his ass everyday. I do declare him to be an ass hat.

Or:

Sean's hat looks very nice.

by ko1n November 10, 2004

Tit Hat

Legendary hat worn by Stomper and a Stripper's Breasts.

He's all over her body. That mofo is a Tit hat!

by Ma$on December 2, 2003

hat boy

A frat boy (or wannabe frat boy) who wears a hat with the logo of his favorite college team, or his friends' favorite college team. Usually seen in large groups at social gatherings acting stupid and drinking too much.

How many hat boys does it take to date rape a cheerleader? 6. 1 to do it and 5 to back him up.

by Kell Hell October 21, 2006

Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park

Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!

by RankaDankaKlanka November 10, 2012

hat cunt

Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.

Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.

by Duelbang April 6, 2014

hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.

my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house

by regulator311132 May 21, 2009

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011