A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.
"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."
by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019
Get the Suburban bubble mommug. by I<3hubblybubblyboys March 5, 2022
Get the Hubbly-Bubbly Boymug. "The car drove into the parking lot and we walked over to it and bought some bubble gum from the mysterious person."
by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
Get the bubble gummug. by Stubbley November 15, 2015
Get the stubble bubblemug. A fuck bubble is when your fucking a girl and she starts squirting but you can't pull out fast enough so she starts making little fuck bubbles.
by Tw1tch_T1n1 November 2, 2015
Get the Fuck Bubblemug. Entitled mother fuckers who approach everyone with a God complex and act act though the world owes them a blow job and a half. Someone needs to burst their bubble with a fucking reality check
We're all human.
We're all human.
by The Sherriff of Vanny County March 4, 2017
Get the Bubble cuntmug. A child that is so overprotected by their parents, it's as if they were being wrapped in bubble-wrap to keep them safe and out of harms way. Often these children suffer greatest later in life when they enter the real world and have no experience in making mistakes.
by ssblake June 12, 2007
Get the bubble-wrap childmug.