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Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.
Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.
by momzadork May 14, 2010
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Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy
Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess
by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010
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Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".
1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".
by franzpolak November 12, 2010
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Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
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Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.
by This is Manfield January 23, 2011
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sweet hand

A Trini (Trinidad & Tobago, W.I.) colloquialism meaning that someone is a great cook; someone who is talented in the kitchen; someone who makes really tasty food. Like someone who's talented at growing plants is said to have a 'green thumb,' a Trini who cooks really well is said to have a 'sweet hand.'
"Justin Silva? Dat man have a sweet hand! He made a 3-course seafood dinner for his girl's birthday!"
by c5ive December 16, 2011
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Outta hand

Can be used in a positive way and be a synonym to cool, tight, dope, sick, hyped etc. Can also be used in a negetive way and be a synonym to belligerant, unruly, sketchy, shady etc.
Damn did you see the homie knock that chap out?! Shit was too outtahand! But then the homie got all drunk and threw up in my car that shit was outta hand
by Vengy June 17, 2012
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