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Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock
I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock
by 333bam July 23, 2024
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Hairy stamper

A hairy labia covered in menstrual fluid,which the owner leaves prints with on furniture, someone's leg at a party, and so on.
Eww, gross! That drunk marked my new jeans with her hairy stamper.
by Amy-Leigh November 15, 2025
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Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.
How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?
by KaiFentat November 23, 2025
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When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts
Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"
by goofyfoog March 31, 2025
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Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .
Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!
by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Rose-hairy

A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.
Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.
by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025
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