glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

glass buttom boat

when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.

" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"

by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016

flash glasses

Serious shades or sunglasses worn in cases of extreme bling exposure. bling mouth bling

"I was blinded by the bling when I forgot my flash glasses at home".

by TBA December 1, 2006

stain glass window

When consuming LSD you stand naked in front of a window while masturbating to a agthering of people outside than cum all over the window. If not done with LSD it's known as creeper.

It's a good thing I took LSD before I went and stain glass windowed and jizzed on it at Paula's sister 3 year old birthday party.

by gullets August 5, 2008

The Glass Slipper Tradition

Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.

Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.

by damselofbaltics June 22, 2010

dick glasses

Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.

Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.

Conclusion: dick glasses

Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).

by Hungjager July 4, 2016

Josh Glass

The Baddest dude alive! Lover of other many mothers.

Person 1: "That dude banged my mom."

Person 2: "yeah, he's a total Josh Glass

by II MR Ginger II June 29, 2021