low-lying fruit

a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways

Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.

That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.

by mel monster April 18, 2010

Fruit on the Bottom

When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.

Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.

by MikeL3338 August 7, 2007

Fruit Punch

The act of a gay man 'punching' his partner in the back of the throat with his penis.

"my throat sore today because gary fruit punched me so hard last night!" commented Lance

by coldSKLT September 24, 2010

fruit loop

A U-turn sorta sercle thing in my city were all the male hooker are.

But I don't wanna go past the fruit loop.

by isla September 2, 2004

Fruit Roll Up

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.

Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

Fruit Show

1. You know those guys that don't stop with the nipple rings. They go on to pierce their tongues, both ears, etc.

2. Or the ones that go around saying everything is "gay".

Fruit Show!

Fruit Show: "Duuude, those handlebars are fuckin' gay..."

by 456 February 1, 2006

fruit bowl

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.

Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.

by arturo swift December 12, 2011