purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

frucked

it is basicaly like fucked but it means freakin fucked up. you would probably say this if you screwed up. it is also fun to say.

guy 1. how the hell did we get caught and end up in jail.
guy 2. i dont know. but i do know were frucked.

by moreaphid October 21, 2009

fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.

Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!

by Band President May 27, 2005

Signs of sexual frustration

how to tell if someone you know is angry with sex or lack of sex.

"Peeling labels off bottles is a form of sexual frustration."

by allison December 5, 2003

Frumping

The attitude that often comes with Frump. Frumppy girls usually have bad attitudes, make gross frump faces of being upset(typically pursing/curling the lips the frumpier the state) and speak with a nasal tone which increases with level of frump. Frump can be used for girls and guys.

John: Why is Janice frumping to hard today?
Jill: She got a D on Calc, so she is frumping a little more than usual.

by not DMillz December 30, 2008

Frunk

To act very drunk when you have not consumed as much alcohol as you said, to act fake drunk.

Ryan was mad frunk last night he had already made two mixed drinks and we hadn't even gotten a run yet.

by M_murderer November 24, 2006