friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

friend cuddling

Cuddling between two "just friends". They can be male or female, but if one is male and one is female, the guy usually wants to bone.

"I couldn't smash Bethany last night, so I had to settle for friend cuddling" ):

by Dippy Power July 1, 2017

Friend (brody's definiton)

somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle

Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)

by PepegaClapOmegalul March 22, 2020

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

friend crush

when you are friends with someone but your friends want you to date that person. Your friends have a crush on that person on your behalf.

Me and Alex are just friends but Tiffany totally has a friend crush on him for me. How annoying. Is it possible for two people to just be friends?

by omgitsliz February 18, 2009

Friend Of Bill

Archaic 1990s slang for a liberal celebrity with a personal connection to former President Bill and current Senator Hillary Clinton. Examples include Barbra Streisand, Carly Simon, and a good number of other well-known Hollywood types. Distinguished from true progressives by being largely a bunch of rich, connected limousine liberals.

by Brian X September 28, 2003

Friend of Gilgamesh

Term used to identify a homosexual man in secret. In reference to the epic poem featuring the first homosexual mythical hero, Gilgamesh.

"Oh honey, Jeff isn't interested in dating women like you. Don't you know he's a friend of Gilgamesh?"

by Sexo Grammaticus July 3, 2023