Brett Shirt

A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.

Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.

Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?

Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.

by The Space Jew April 21, 2019

my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

white shirt effect

n. the principle by which any man automatically achieves a high state of attractiveness when clothed in a white shirt, preferably a button down.

see examples of the white shirt effect at whiteshirteffect.tumblr.com

by taleasoldastime September 6, 2013