A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
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