Breakfast

When your happiness comes to an end because you took an L. In other words, getting rejected.

Omo Moses don chop breakfast.
Elisa confessed to john but he ended up giving her breakfast

by tsulia March 20, 2022

Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.

Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”

by mí March 10, 2020

gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022

Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

by Bbelle October 21, 2022

Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 29, 2021

Breakfast casserole

Something Lez will never bring in.

Lez will never bring in the breakfast casserole.

by The real Justine August 6, 2021