Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

flatpacking

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.

Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box

by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012

Flatugrance.

A bad smelling fart that lingers around you for a period of time, almost like a fragrance.

"i knew by the look on her face, she had smelt my Flatugrance."

by Cotsy December 6, 2013

flatline bitch

One who just lays there during sex and takes it as it comes with no response as if dead.

Guy 1 - hey dude! You up for a round of golf?

Guy 2 - no dude I'm wiped out. went home with this chick last night and had to do all the work. She just laid there like a flatline bitch.

by dalycitybadgirl October 11, 2015

Flattlive

Flattlive is a hit Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars streamer on the platform Twitch. Flattlive also posts videos onto youtube about Hypixel bedwars or skyblock!

average flatt enjoyer: OMG! Are you watching Flattlive's Twitch stream right now!?
other average flatt enjoyer: OMG! YES! I AM ALSO WATCHING THE FLATTLIVE STREAM!

average flatt enjoyer: HE JUST TOTALLY WON THAT HYPIXEL BEDWARS GAME!
other average flatt enojoyer: HE SURE DID!
Flattlive: Anywhore, next game cunts.

by Frosted_O_o May 28, 2022

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

Facebook Flatline

When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."

I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.

by BLT Tipster March 17, 2011