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jobs a fish

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something
you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'
by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004
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Flirty Fishing

Flirty Fishing

Flirty Fishing (FFing) was a form of religious prostitution practiced by the Children of God/The Family cult from 1974 until it was officially discontinued in 1987 (due, in part, to the AIDS scare). Its etymology can be traced to Matthew 4:19 where Jesus says "Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

Flirty Fishing was a subset of The Family's love bombing activities and involved the use of sexual attraction and intercourse to win converts and favors. Female members were told to be "God's whores" and "hookers for Jesus", and soon after its launch as a method of witnessing, sex was given to complete strangers in combination with a request for a "donation", or for a required fee in line with Escort Servicing (ESing) or freelance ESing. FFing and prostitution was widely used as a way to raise money for the cult and resulted in many of the second generation births (known as "Jesus Babies"). Internal Family records from 1988 indicate that over 223,000 "fish" were loved sexually between 1978 and 1988
Q: "What is Flirty Fishing" Many of you asked for a definition and what should be reported as actual FF'ing.
A: We would like to answer that FF'ing is going out witnessing the love of Jesus with the serious intent to use sex or sex appeal as the bait, regardless of the situation or place. This can be anywhere!–On the street, in a park, while going to the local store, in discotheques or in clubs!

Q: Does "Loved Sexually" also include kissing and light petting?
A: We suggest you only include masturbation, sucking and actual intercourse in the figures of fish, mate, brother or sister loved sexually. It's all, or nothing at all! Hallelujah!
by Deathrow_nzl March 18, 2007
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Barrymore's Fist

A turd that causes catastrophic anal damage. From ex-popular tv host Michael Barrymore's misadventure up his friends back passage (arse) in his swimming pool. Ouch!
I've got to sit on a rubber ring after that that shit, it was like Barrymore's Fist.
by Marcos Davies January 2, 2009
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fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.
Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.
by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003
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fistina

A form of prank calling where someone calls up an unsuspected person and once they pick up, he wispers, "fistina .... fistina ... fistina ..." and then hangs up.
Phil likes to fistina people all the time.
by Fistina June 22, 2006
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rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.
by Tim November 15, 2003
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Fisherman's Mouth

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.
Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."
by ThePunkRockJester October 17, 2008
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