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First of Panic

That Titan is a First of Panic
by TwistedToonny October 2, 2016
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First Game Of The Day

1) The first League of Legends game of the day

2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.
Gross Gore: Went 12 kills 0 deaths, lost, First game of the day, lads boys.
by Fusive January 14, 2017
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first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.
First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee
by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017
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first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.
First month free is coll
by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017
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