The Northwest Excuse

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.

Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse

by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 2, 2009

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The Prasad Excuse

When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.

Thank your mom for that handmade mithai. I ate 5 pieces citing the prasad excuse.

by RoofusDandelion September 10, 2013

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upward tunnel excavation

anal sex

She love a good "upward tunnel excavation" if you know what i mean.

by 255thelastblackpanda July 29, 2018

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The ally excuse

The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone

Girl: “you make me so happy”

Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”

by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019

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the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

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