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eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.
Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.
by bageleater69 October 13, 2016
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eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.
by crankthetank April 15, 2010
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eat randy

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.
by Mcsparrow April 4, 2017
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eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)
“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids
by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020
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eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.
KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.
by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016
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bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.
Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.
by WankDoctor December 14, 2014
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eating at the y

Slang for bringing a sandwich to the YMCA to enjoy after playing basketball.
"Want to go grab a bite down the street?"

"Nah, I brought something so I am eating at the Y."
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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