earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms

Hey daniel you have earth breath

by mushroomjoint November 20, 2022

Earth Day

Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.

Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!

by thatsexybitch3000 December 5, 2022

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023

Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023

Earth

Pick some up and slam them

He running over here I ain’t gone hit em ima earth em

by Rasta sean February 2, 2023

earposting

Posting GIFs of kemonomimi ears-- them twitching, hands rubbing them, et cetera.

"earposting brings me joy"
"STOP FUCKING EARPOSTING"

by wolfboyft February 4, 2023

Earth

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

by anonymous March 25, 2023