emotional vampirism

The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.

Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.

by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006

emotional tampon

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.

After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"

by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009

emoticunt

A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.

kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.

by Eric Melech April 18, 2005

emo hair flip

When your life sucks so much that the only thing you can do is flip your hair.

Done by having your bangs in your face, and turning your head to the side and up until your bangs are no longer obstructing your vision.

John: God! My life sucks! I have to do an emo hair flip! *flips hair*

by theshadowillusionist February 19, 2009

emo-size

A size of clothing much smaller than S.

Nick Abid's wardrobe.

by Gra October 3, 2003

emotion eric

The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.

Have you checked out emotion eric lately?

by BKred January 5, 2004

emotionally unavailable

Despite a person being outwardly single and engaging in friendly conversation and coffee and no visible sign of no girl friend or fiancée, the object of one's desire turns out to either have a twisted trail of past romances or some one who they are still deeply connected with who is not so buried in their heart.

Alice really liked Bob, but it turned out Bob still had a thing for Eve, whom he's last seen a year ago and couldn't let go thus being emotionally unavailable

by Bob_bob April 15, 2013