The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.
by JJ Shepherd May 11, 2006
A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010
by leeloo913 July 15, 2010
a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw September 26, 2006
by mrELsenor January 31, 2011
"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
by yao ming's sidekick August 05, 2009
One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...
by Concerned Mutter December 11, 2009