Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 02, 2019

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023

Dunkin’ Donuts

When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.

Dunkin’ Donuts at a rest area bathroom is always fun.

by Badtrucker April 27, 2019

Dunkin’ Donuts

A man masturbating with a pocket pussy.

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.

by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck March 29, 2018

Donut Drop-in

When a friend drops off donuts, mid-day, and promptly peaces out.

Dan Mall totes pulled a Donut Drop-in on Happy Cog today.

by Donut Lovers March 08, 2012