Donkam

An ancient evil Romanian poltergeist released by the tyrannical King Fielzelgüd of the Kingdom of Shyd in 69 A.D. during the Batu Khan wars that will possess anyone and take control of their bodies. The Donkam will not allow anyone to kam, and will force the possessed to slap themselves. To this day, Donkam continues to roam the Earth, searching for its next victim

Here is the ritual to summon Donkam:
Shyd, donkam DONKAM, hadr, aughhhh (slap yourself 2x) ugh, Fielzelgüd.

by GyattDayum23 November 8, 2023

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.

Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!

by The McDougaller March 4, 2011

Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.

"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"

by J-Kat October 13, 2011

redonk donk

An ass/booty/butt/gluteus maximus that is so exceedingly prominent and voluptuous , that it is ridiculous. It brings a tear to the eye.

Damn man, that ass is so amazing, I think it needs to be added to the redonk donk hall of fame!

by skinnyc October 18, 2012

Mint Donk

Mint Donk was originally a redneck redmond classic but soon turned into to a popular catchphrase in tomhaggard which meens it is great or very good

1 hey did you here that new song?
2 yeh it's great
1 nah man its fukin mint donk.

1 taste this
2 thats fukin mint donk whered you get it?
1 i got it when i was in canada with my da
2 okay cool.

by HolyBast4rd01 February 26, 2013