The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.
Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*
by thughunter August 03, 2022
Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO December 22, 2016
When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.
"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"
by Behee July 31, 2021
this is a very deadly disease that is common in most gamers. Call of Duty can spread this disease with too much playing time. Once you hit about 7th prestige you are on your death track for this disease. I suggest you put the controller down and go play outside and play on the playground. WARNING: Xbox 360 and PS3 now contain nicotene making them extremely addictive...and so does COD.
MLGs have TJC disorder
by tnarg nirad January 18, 2011
Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.
Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.
by 1 Antinome November 08, 2018
It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness
Dana d3ara has non-existant disorder
by Samacher October 08, 2018
A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.
by average nobody mc nobody face September 01, 2021