by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018
Get the Dirty Barry mug.A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
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Get the Dirty Steeple mug.When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole
by Linda108 April 1, 2020
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by Dinta July 25, 2020
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Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
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Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
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