dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024

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DILDO SHOOTER

When a girl loads a shotgun with tiny dildos and fires them up her pussy

" darn, that dildo shooter sure was fun

by Penule April 10, 2024

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Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

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Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

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dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

by dildo777 March 21, 2024

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The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

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