dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

by SamTheSylveon August 8, 2022

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025