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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy
girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
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Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
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lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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