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Depression Sit-ups

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.
Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!
by bob_swaget January 4, 2021
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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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Pre-Vacation Depression

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018
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Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
by Kicky40 March 15, 2018
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White Girl Depression

The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy
Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn

Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression
by Brian the duck god August 19, 2019
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Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.
Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.
by Katezor! October 19, 2008
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Depressed gacha kid

A gacha who spends all day in the gucci store buying red gucci gloves just for everyone to mistake them for bracelets. This makes them really frustrated which is why they're often seen crying. Because they have now ran out of money to buy gucci, they have now resorted to gucci trafficking, for what they tend to wear all black. They are extremly dangerous and their gucci gives them special powers that turn them into an edgy demon and make them sing edgy songs in their school rooftops. If you see one, please run and call the authorities.
Normal human being: Nice gucci bracelets
Depressed gacha kid: FOR THE LAST TIME THEY ARE GUCCI GLOVES, NOT BRACELETS
by GrilledGoat May 7, 2021
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