Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

dead meme

a really crusty unlikeable meme

person: ay man did you see this pepe meme?
me: ew no man that's a dead meme

by ferroot69 October 27, 2017

dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

dead week

where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.

dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.

by Duduhaha December 6, 2018

dead ass

dead ass is a word to use when you are confirming something someone else said.

person 1"hey i'm going to the bar later"

person 2 "Dead ass?"

by dankmemestar420 December 16, 2018

Dead me

To cut someone off.

Chonga: He tried to dead me bro!
Me: what an ass!

by Beverlyhillbabexoxo January 23, 2018

dead sheep

V. The act of shearing someone's pubic hair while he/she is intoxicated or passed out.

Tony was so intoxicated last night, I dead sheeped his 31 years of man growth.

by AMacAttack September 14, 2013