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Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022
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The Danny Effect

Wanting the best for two people in a relationship/situationship but also wanting them to break up and commit s
Dan’s relationship reminds me of The Danny effect
by THE BIG DAB February 27, 2023
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Sugar Danny

Men who are 5’11” and pretend to be models
Girl 1: “Im sleeping with a Sugar Danny”
Girl 2: “EWWW aren’t they like 5’11” or something?”
by malvvvada June 8, 2023
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The Danny Zuko

The Danny Zuko is when a guy, or any romantic prospect really, is very nice, affectionate, and caring when they are with you but the opposite when they are around their friends. If they are amazing and nice to you when you're alone together but switch up and act cold, distant, or even mean to you around their friends or peers, they're a Danny Zuko. If they're a Danny Zuko, drop them. They won't change for you, and you shouldn't have to change for them.
This is also known as "Doing a Zuko"
"Ugh, he's so nice when we're together, but he acts like he doesn't know me around his friends. He's doing The Danny Zuko."
"She's really sweet alone, but she's really mean around her friends, she pulling The Danny Zuko."
by apothic-apocalypse November 1, 2023
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Smack Danny Thursday

Ow! - says Danny
ITS SMACK DANNY THURSDAY
by ndmez January 4, 2024
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A Danny Jeoffroy

A person that finds amusement out of stirring the pot amongst their friends and family.
Stop being A Danny Jeoffroy and stirring the pot before a fight breaks out amongst them.
by Bell Pepper Slayer March 16, 2024
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the Danny

When you get pinged a million times on discord asking you to get on val but you're the anti-reading comprehension devil so you ignore everything and type "so what's going on? Are we booting?"
Rohin: @saki @saki @saki @saki

Saki: I’m in my living room am I getting on rn or what
Roudh: Holy shit Saki just did the Danny
by Shmingleding February 2, 2026
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